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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

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PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Farms Harvested:	527
Enchantments Applied:	142	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3986
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

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MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	105
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6236
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	825

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8452
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Potions Brewed:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Farms Harvested:	738	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5642	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4113	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	939
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4

server.ardania.de