Crafty Devs LOLz

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Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	9018
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	949742	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DustCraft: Where Brown Dust meets General Chaos! #74

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Yeah, that’s right, we party with dragons.

2. The blocks on our server are made of pure diamonds. Mine them and become the richest player in Minecraft history.

3. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

4. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a creeper as your trusty steed. Who needs horses when you have explosive transportation?

5. The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might end up with a chest full of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roastie Rekt Rave: Let’s Mine and LOL Together!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we roast those dead roasties and rek them in epic battles! Are you ready to join the fun?

Join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our players are known for their savage banter and epic comebacks in the chat.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own fortress and defend it against zombie roasties who are out for revenge. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the roasting begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelPanties: Where Even the Creeper’s Blush

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the laws of physics don’t apply! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to draw a girl in Minecraft. But wait, plot twist – they accidentally called it a boy! Is this some kind of reverse isekai situation? Who knows, but on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds, and have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Memes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find all the reaction images you could ever dream of! Join us and explore our vast collection of memes, games, and even porn (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual shrine to your favorite reaction images, where every block you place is a tribute to the memes that have brought you so much joy over the years.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just think about all the archived streams you’ll have access to! You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help this poor soul in need of some reaction images on their new PC. Together, we can create a world filled with laughter, joy, and of course, memes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Farms Harvested:	851	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Cracker Crafters Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most soulful white people gather to build, mine, and have a blast! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are so white, they glow in the dark! You’ll never lose them in the dark caves of Minecraft. – We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night, where players show off their best moves while wearing diamond armor. It’s a sight to behold! – Our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his sick dance moves. – We have a special diamond rain event every month, where diamonds rain from the sky and players scramble to collect as many as they can. It’s like a sparkly apocalypse!

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and white Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Larry the dancing llama is waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unbanned and Unashamed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being falsely accused of causing drama in the Minecraft community? Well, join our server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise not to blame you for HoloEN losing viewers in 2022/2023, because let’s face it, those girls did it to themselves by being lazy!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creative skills without fear of being unfairly targeted. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	645	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	7618	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DonutCraft: Rosalina’s Hunger Games

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join Rosalina on her quest to eat all the donuts in the universe! 🍩🌌

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, Rosalina stumbled upon a magical donut that granted her UNLIMITED POWER. Now, she’s on a mission to find more donuts and DOMINATE the Minecraft world with her donut-fueled MADNESS!

But that’s not all! We also have INSANE mini-games, CRAZY challenges, and EPIC events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is AWESOME and welcoming to all players, no matter their skill level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help Rosalina satisfy her insatiable hunger for donuts. Who knows, you might just become a donut-eating LEGEND in the process!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Putin’s Pixel Palace: Where Russia’s Identity Crisis is Solved

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Welcome to a Minecraft server that is as chaotic and unpredictable as Russia’s political landscape! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, treacherous alliances, and shady dealings.

Our server is like Russia itself – a mix of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, and a Chinese-owned gas station and nickel mine. You never know what you’ll encounter next, whether it’s a tsar building a palace out of diamond blocks or a communist trying to redistribute everyone’s diamonds equally.

Putin may have failed to bring real political representation to Russia, but on our server, you can become the ruler you’ve always dreamed of. Will you be a benevolent dictator or a power-hungry tyrant? The choice is yours!

Join us now and experience the thrill of conquering new lands, betraying your friends, and building your own empire. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixelated Powerhouse – Mega Man & IntiCreates Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we keep you hydrated because we care about your virtual well-being! Join us for a wild ride filled with original adventures, fanmade creations, and look-alike Megaman games that will blow your mind.

Our Dive modding status may not have new animations, but we have custom models and custom menu backgrounds that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable. And guess what? Thanks to Capcom, we have nothing to thank them for!

But wait, there’s more! Legends inspired game, Halcyon Days, has been released and it’s taking the gaming world by storm. And don’t forget about Virtua Unlimited Project on Steam – it’s a must-play!

In our server, you’ll also find exciting news from IntiCreates, like Roro’s new VA and the upcoming release of Umbraclaw on May 30th. And have you heard about the new games Card-en-Ciel and Puzzmix? They’re not Battle Network, but they’re definitely worth checking out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join us, how about translations of Classic mangas on mangadex or the return of Akira Kitamura with a Mega Man project in the works? Oh, and let’s not forget about Inafune working on Fantasy Life I: The Girl Who Steals Time – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our puzzle-filled world and join the fun on our Minecraft server. We have all the MM games, MN9, romhacks, patches, BN cia files, and so much more! Plus, our audiovisual media section is filled with cartoons, anime, comics, manga, music playlists, and albums that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Emeralds Found:	9803	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamyCraft: Where Beautiful Women Roam!

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Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7367
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GintamaCraft – Sayonara Shinsengumi LOL

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and WACKY shenanigans!

Remember when this server first came out? People were losing their minds! They couldn’t believe the CRAZINESS that was happening in this virtual world. It was like a WILD party that never ended!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a FLYING PIG with laser eyes! How insane is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7705
Orbs of Power Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8416	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	500	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.