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Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Emeralds Found:	7070
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1000
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	192

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7878	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crops Grown:	5596	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8258
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Votes:	4836	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	230
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3464	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3086	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6174
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1