Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3030
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Towns Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	279
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ores Mined:	1952	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Animals Bred:	167	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?