Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Potions Brewed:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Emeralds Found:	2011	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	641	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8551
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	599
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2060
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Animals Bred:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magic Items Found:	2149
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7219	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4895
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4264	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	9456	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714