Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	6387	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3440	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	7977	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Animals Bred:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000