Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Star Shards Collected:	260

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	111
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Farms Harvested:	637
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Star Shards Collected:	153	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Moon MC

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SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3455	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.