Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	78933	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	55	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6129
Void Gems Collected:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1892	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Potions Brewed:	161

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Potions Brewed:	139
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.147:2042

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Community, Discord, gamemode, java, Links, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, tiktok

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.1)
Key Features	Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Custom business plugin with robust GUI Friendly community
Rules	Treat others with kindness and respect No griefing others or the server No abusing exploits No hacks or cheats, only performance mods allowed No advertising or spamming One account per player only Have fun!
Links	Server IP – play.bbmc.today Discord TikTok YouTube PlanetMinecraft Patreon

Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. Our custom plugins allow players to run a variety of businesses within the game, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only performance mods like Optifine are allowed. Hacks or cheats are not permitted.

Q: How do I start a business in the game?

A: Use our custom business plugin with the GUI to set up and manage your business. Hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business into a large corporation.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing others or the server is strictly prohibited. Treat others with kindness and respect.

Wilderness Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, 3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Christmas Karaoke, Echoes, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, KIARABREASTS, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, Merry Winter Wawa, mindcraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vite Ramen Collab, wawa, Wilderness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with Merry Winter Wawa vibes! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Vite Ramen collab that will blow your mind. Use coupon codes like KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, and KIARABREASTS to unlock secret powers (just kidding, they’re just discounts).

Plus, we have streams galore – from Sleep Talking to Love Rush to MindCraft, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! It’s like a virtual rollercoaster, but with more pineapples and karaoke.

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?