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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5353 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7005 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?
2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.
3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.
4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!