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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7973 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!