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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5553 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!