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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4885 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!