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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6783 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1539 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!