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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2380 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6415 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!