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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2762 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 6234 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!