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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1845 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 489 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!