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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2234 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 1666 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!