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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 255 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!