Crafty Creepers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2900	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	9768	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3066
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1503
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mines Excavated:	4544
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	3905	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Towns Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7544	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Animals Bred:	100	Potions Brewed:	77
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1018	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!