Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2408
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	149
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	1953
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Animals Bred:	199	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Farms Harvested:	221	Ores Mined:	2858
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	108	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ores Mined:	9121	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2010
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Potions Brewed:	129
Star Shards Collected:	69	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!