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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1905 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9705 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!