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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5380 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3023 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!