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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4845 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!