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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5588 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 101 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!