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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9768 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 174 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!