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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2921 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!