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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6861 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8564 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!