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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8278 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!