Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Falling into the Void: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Enchantments Applied: 132 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Star Shards Collected: 154 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 208 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5532 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Potions Brewed: 40 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ores Mined: 6156 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

    Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!
    Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6468 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 146 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Farms Harvested: 402
    Mines Excavated: 1165 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

    CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ
    Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Fact Checkers

    Crafty Fact Checkers
    Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Farms Harvested: 816 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

    MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

    Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magic Items Found: 7519
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9637 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Unsatisfied Miners

    Unsatisfied Miners
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

    Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!
    Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 501 Dragon Eggs Found: 6843
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4334

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

    Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Emeralds Found: 2604
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

    Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!
    Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 171
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

    NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

    Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

    Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Animals Bred: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 830572 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

    DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!
    Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

    But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

    And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

    So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 120 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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