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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	3329
Villages Defended:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	5733
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	240
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	266	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	4348	Crops Grown:	9913
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	3874	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

play.saltwaterscourge.com

MineCrack World

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

minecrack.apexmc.co