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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3772
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

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AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4432	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mines Excavated:	1837
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9572	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	1643	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Emeralds Found:	5435	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Emeralds Found:	8586	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net