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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Animals Bred:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

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HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	122
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	237	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	840
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4695
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	1728	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4593
Magic Items Found:	7201	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	696
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7537
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

play.mineheart.net