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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

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Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Animals Bred:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	4679
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	3418	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Votes:	7195

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Emeralds Found:	6898
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	187	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7586	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	131877	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	5471
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4229	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net