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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	70	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6260

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5298
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5603	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Votes:	2663	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2278	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ores Mined:	931
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	6434
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	3806	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8471	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6777
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	431991
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001