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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mines Excavated:	4762	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	5928	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1566	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7474	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	4487
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Farms Harvested:	156	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	7723
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	19

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9003	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5834
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net