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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

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SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7520	Votes:	7669
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crops Grown:	7428

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Items Found:	4088
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	6073

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Crops Grown:	5533	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magic Items Found:	4237	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ores Mined:	1211

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8635	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com