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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Magic Items Found:	8556
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	119	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7164	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
New Chunks Explored:	328809	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	98	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1863
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5631
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	1769
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net