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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2083
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	240
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	164
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2846
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ores Mined:	1755	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Potions Brewed:	80	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	2352
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net