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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9227
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ores Mined:	4655
Buildings Constructed:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4065
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	7331

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	1408
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Emeralds Found:	8634
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2996
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	New Chunks Explored:	446322
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
New Chunks Explored:	285655	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9157	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Star Shards Collected:	81	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com