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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	3383
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	102
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
New Chunks Explored:	68858	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	6944	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	1607	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	605850	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4437	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	193
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	5372
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	7484	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Projections Made:	1	Star Shards Collected:	126
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1725	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net