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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	8059
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Votes:	3216	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	729	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	7133
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	529	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6216	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Towns Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Votes:	9353	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me

Very Pug

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	634
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Votes:	3627
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4417	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

pug.verygames.net

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	435
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4039

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

192.99.232.201:25578

Mingul

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9247	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

mc.mingul.co.uk

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

54.39.14.45:25576

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	846	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

ironcraft.serveminecraft.net

Minegaiden IV

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

play.minegaiden.com

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	295
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

54.39.137.175:25581

PotensGamingMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

198.12.125.170

TestingTea

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2505	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

TestingTea.aternos.me