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Players:	93/700	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

ZaraKits.xyz

Minecraft Omega

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Towns Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

server.minecraftomega.com

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4355	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

en.mcpotato.xyz

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6658

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

play.vale.gg

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	12

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Vex.punked.us:10290

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

hub.bravemc.com

Minexyz.PL

Earth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

minexyz.pl

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

mc.rencorner.com

FrostLocked

Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure awaits in our easy to progress Box PvP realm! Dive into the action with ease in this Work-in-Progress environment. Engage in thrilling battles while keeping your inventory safe, ensuring uninterrupted fun. Our server offers a unique twist with grindable ranks and keys, providing endless opportunities for progression. Explore diverse landscapes, gather resources, and conquer opponents to climb the ranks and unlock exciting rewards. Join our community of passionate players, collaborate with friends, and immerse yourself in the ultimate PvP experience. Embark on your journey today and become a legend in the world of FrostLocked Box PvP!

FrostLocked.minehut.gg

MoonSMP

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	6122
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	13

MoonSMP Vanilla No griefing/stealing 1.20.2 Java VC mod – We’re looking for any kind of active players! – There’s not too much going on, but we’re working on making the server active and the server has been up since December 4th 2023

Moonsmp.mcserver.us:1000

BattlePVP

PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

1. Hacking: Using a non-approved, modified minecraft client, or outside resource, which allows the player to have unfair advantages in game due to the manipulation of the server, player properties, the entity of the player, and/or gives a player the ability to manipulate things in game that they could not before. -No hacked or modified clients. This means X-Ray texture packs, Nodus, Player radar, Etc. Anything that gives you an unfair advantage is not tolerated. If you are unsure about what this implies or if you have a client that might be considered hacking, ask a staff member in game.

2. Glitching: Using and/or taking advantage of an existing glitch and then using said exploit to further ones advances through malicious processes. -No glitching, This includes duping, ender pearl glitching, taking advantage of faulty coding, or bugs within the game (This includes MCMMO exploits, or any other plugin exploit). You may not use enderpearls to go through blocks. We have disabled this for the most part, but if you are caught, it may result in a permanent ban. This also means you may not ender pearl through non-whole blocks, such as glass panes. If you end up finding a glitch, please report it to the staff so we can find a way to patch it and keep the game fair.

3. Abuse: The act of harassing, agitating, provoking, or offending players in game and thereby making the server a les pleasurable experience. -This includes but is not limited to: racism, excessive cursing, harassing, advertising, and use of harsh language towards another player that has been unwarranted. -Also, the staff are there to help you, any unprovoked harassment towards them may result in punishment on a case by case basis.

Mutes: the following offenses warrant a 1hour mute: disrespecting staff, abuse of any kind, and asking for rank/items from a staff member

Temporary ban: the following offenses warrant a temporary ban of up to 7 days: glitching, staff disrespect, and extreme abusive language.

Permanent ban: the following offenses warrant a permanent ban: force field, aim bot, x-raying, hacking in general, advertising, multiple cases of abusive language along with multiple warnings/mutes.

play.battlepvp.com

craxybd

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5291	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

the server have economy,slimefun,survival it’s fun to play it’s a new server. if some think is worng please notify me

crazybd.us.to:30356

CedarCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
New Chunks Explored:	424316	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

ABOUT CEDARCRAFT

UPDATE: Absolutely stunning brand new map!

CedarCraft is a survival, freebuild server. Unlike many other servers you do not need to apply to be able to build, you can just log in and play!

We run carefully selected plugins in order to bring you the best Minecraft experience possible. Plugins include anti-griefing tools which prevent selfish users from destroying your creations. Should they somehow manage to grief your work, we have a tool that allows us to find the culprit, ban them from our server and rollback all of the damage so that your creations look unharmed. Another plugin brings economy to Minecraft, by creating a currency, allowing you to buy from and sell to shops. You can also make your own shop.

CedarCraft has very friendly staff team who enjoy to interact with players. The server is maintained by a very experienced and reliable management team which will ensure that your stay on CedarCraft is a pleasant one.

COMMUNITY FORUMS The forums make up the bulk of the CedarCraft community and server news and announcements will be put here.

JOIN US ON TEAMSPEAK Teamspeak is a group voice client with channels, similar to Skype and simple to connect to, simply click the link below once you have TeamSpeak. You can voice chat with other members of the server here. Staff are always online to help with anything you need.

MC.CEDARCRAFT.ORG

ZxSmp

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	697293	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	131
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

This is the LifeSteal SMP

Server form:- india

24/7 and Java+mcpe+cracked

us-01.slicehosting.tech:26647

Strike the Earth

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	3189	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

We are a survival server with PVP/PVE and many bukkit plugins, such as mcmmo, factions, dynmap, and more!

We run custom maps made through much effort with the TerrainControl bukkit plugin.

Please visit the forums at http://striketheearth.freeforums.org or the dynamic map at http://129.24.147.229:8123

129.24.146.112