Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8254	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3194
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Enchantments Applied:	119	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	4192
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	2550
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5840
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	4817	Star Shards Collected:	195
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Farms Harvested:	490	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Farms Harvested:	394
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Votes:	7467	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com