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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8063 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 6499 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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