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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 633 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
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