Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
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