Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	720
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Buildings Constructed:	47

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8460	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	383
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	8902	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4434

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	6704
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3047	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192