Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

NivalisMC

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5166
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	62

NivalisMC is a brand new server focused on providing a dedicated Creative experience! We feature – Free World Edit Daily – Customizable Big Plots – Exciting custom cosmetics – Fun minigames – A fun and wholesome environment Come join us and have fun!

nivalismc.com

MelonSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4268	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	405931	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	167	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

Servers are on 1.19.2+

– org.melonsmp.net

Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

org.melonsmp.net

Zedpixel-Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	79	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Votes:	8836
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

hub.zedpixelnetwork.ml

GlowCraftOpPrison

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	237	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

glowcraftopprison.com:25620

Rosefall

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Rosefall

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

play.rosefall.net

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

62.30.8.201

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	945
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

play.ecomc.net

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

jogar.bvrpixelmon.com.br

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	4901
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

2b2t.jp

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6165	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

play.mcisle.com

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	104	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

play.worstserverever.com

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	942
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

mc.kivcraft.ca

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Votes:	927	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	3390	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	249	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com