Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Chimeras Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Items Found:	1702

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2379
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	9686	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Players Killed by Monsters:	3600	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	23

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9211	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ores Mined:	4919	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	9544	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net