Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6891	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3748
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Animals Bred:	86
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	4070
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crops Grown:	5268	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	805695
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com